Extraterrestrial Romance Seekers Mugs

They just discovered an earthlike planet, and it's close. "Earthlike"? It's in Proxima Centauri's habitable zone. Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets? It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset. HOJ. But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to? I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The First Martian Dog.

Marry me astronaut

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"Space wants to kill you."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Take me to your feeder,'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

UFO and snowman

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Ukulelean abduction

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.