Extraterrestrial Elvis Lovers T-Shirts

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Marry me astronaut

Alien Assumption

dog vs UFO...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Elfis"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.