Extraterrestrial Elvis Lovers Gifts

"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Alien Snowmen

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Marry me astronaut

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

dog vs UFO...

The First Martian Dog.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

How to draw a martian!

"Elfis"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Elvis Presley

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "