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Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Even while on vacation, Bob managed to stand in the way of progress.

Jet Pack

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Marry me astronaut

"Space exploration"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Astronaut love

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Are there space-babes?"

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Heart-shaped guitar

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

I Drew a Hot Guy

Hold on, that's my mom - I forgot my lunch.

"Thanks for walking me home."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Minuet

"Ma? I met someone!"

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

Capsule airbag

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'Back in a sec, just going for a p**s.'

No, my date didn't go well. I was saying a I had an electrical short circuit when I told you sparks were flying.