Atomic Flirt Pillows

Compound Interest

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Physicist in restaurant.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

Nuke mouse.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

"I hate being around electrons. They're so negative."