Atomic Flirt Prints

Compound Interest

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Physicist in restaurant.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

Nuke mouse.

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'