Science Flirt Prints

'Here, take my number. Of course it's 6.02 X 10^23. I'm frickin' Avogardo! Ha! Get it? It's my number!'

'Physicists talking dirty'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"Recess does things to a man."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Arouse Me!"

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

Wildlife Refuge

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."