Artistic Flirt Pillows

'I think this one captures perfectly the spirit of a pickup in an art gallery, don't you?'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'You had me at your first tweet..'

"You want to say WHAT?"

'Tasty bird.'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'

"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."

'Physicists talking dirty'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

Enough with the poking let's just have sex.