Artful Flirt T-Shirts

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Tasty bird.'

"You want to say WHAT?"

'Do you come here often?'

"Wanna go out?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."