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Katrina became a ballerina just so she could justify her chain smoking and fad dieting.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

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Koko pleads with the Mikado

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

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"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Arouse Me!"

'Silent type, eh?'

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"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'You had me at hell.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'