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Katrina became a ballerina just so she could justify her chain smoking and fad dieting.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

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"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

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'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

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"Arouse Me!"

'Silent type, eh?'

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"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'