Flirtatious Friends Pillows

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

'I'll start with the white and end with the redhead

"Hi, Baldo, you're looking really good today..."

"Dibs on the tall one!"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

When two philosophers date. So

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

You make me feel like dancing!

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

OMG UR HOT

Tango

'Silent type, eh?'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"I couldn't bear to be without you."