Flirtatious Friends Pillows

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

'I'll start with the white and end with the redhead

"Hi, Baldo, you're looking really good today..."

"Dibs on the tall one!"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

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Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Another martini please.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."