Cowboy Antics Lover Pillows

'Baddie on board'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Cowboy

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Jasper's Limo Service.

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

Low Noon.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."