Flirtatious Adventurer Gifts

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

Nice For His Boots!

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'You darts are all the same! You have one thing and one thing only on your mind.'

'I know, what I said was, you're keeping me awake.'

Beach flirting

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

R.A. is a nympho.

"Hello big boy, it looks like today is your lucky day."

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

Love linked

"Where the wild things were."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

William Tell Overture

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Father and Son quality time

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"You know, my mother always used to kiss it to make it better!"

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"