Flirtatious Free Spirit Gifts

'Just look at THAT - poured into that dress and didn't say 'when'!'

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

Nice For His Boots!

"Do you play?"

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

"Hi, handsome."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'