Flirtatious Spirit Gifts

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."

"Hi, handsome."

Man in a boat tries to show of his rowing to pretty girls in round hats on the bank

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

'The gentleman at the end of the counter would like to buy you a round of high blood pressure medicine.'

"My boss has a beautiful mind. His buns are toasty too!"

I think we're alone now!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

When two philosophers date. So

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Beach flirting

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Tango

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Snake Charmer

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'