Flirtatious Spirit Mugs

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."

"Hi, handsome."

Man in a boat tries to show of his rowing to pretty girls in round hats on the bank

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"My boss has a beautiful mind. His buns are toasty too!"

I think we're alone now!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Beach flirting

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Tango

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Beach Attraction

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'