Flirtatious Souls Gifts

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

Snake Charmer

Beach Attraction

I think we're alone now!

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"Do you play?"

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"Hi, handsome."

"My boss has a beautiful mind. His buns are toasty too!"

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."