Flirtatious Souls Pillows

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

When two philosophers date. So

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

Snake Charmer

Beach Attraction

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

I think we're alone now!

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"Do you play?"

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"Hi, handsome."

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

"My boss has a beautiful mind. His buns are toasty too!"

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"