Flirtatious Soul Pillows

Attention Span Man

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Beach Attraction

I think we're alone now!

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Snake Charmer

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."