Flirtatious Soul Pillows

Attention Span Man

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

When two philosophers date. So

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tango

Tunnel of fleeting love.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Beach Attraction

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

I think we're alone now!

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Snake Charmer