Flirtatious Traveler Gifts

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

Easter Island legs

Beach flirting

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

Stonehenge Imitation

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

Nice For His Boots!

'I'm still looking for love.'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

R.A. is a nympho.

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

"Hi, handsome."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"