Lonely Cowboy Mugs

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Domestic Pardners

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Desert Planet

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

The Language of Love

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

"I like sad songs."

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."