Mindful Cowboy Mugs

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Dawing your Cellphone

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Agricultural Psychology

Gene Therapy

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Conformity

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."