Digital Cowboy Gifts

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'He's a Tex'an.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Zoom Rodeos

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

S.S.dot.com

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Caveman at Computer

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'