Digital Cowboy Gifts

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'I lost Bart's trail, but I'm still following him on twitter.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Stables. We're the computer geeks equestrian club. Uninstall some horses for us, please.

'He's a Tex'an.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Zoom Rodeos

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

S.S.dot.com

Internet Cafe.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

John Wayne

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Caveman at Computer

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"