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Modern Shepherding

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

Farm Humor.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Gen-Next Library

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

City Marathon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Let us pray...'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

The Thinker?

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

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