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I'm still downloading...

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Selfie Stick

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."