Rural Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

I'm still downloading...

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Selfie Stick

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Technological Dependence.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."