Rural Tech Lover Gifts

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bring out yer books!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The Selfie

The original paperless office

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

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