Rural Technology Enthusiast Prints

Modern Shepherding

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Farm Humor.

Gen-Next Library

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

What's an Imax cave?

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

City Marathon.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Let us pray...'

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

The Thinker?

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I have an app for that."

Congratulations Strike Over!