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No smoking!

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'You rang?'

Canadian wildfires

ECO gallery

Warning.

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

"There's no need to shout!"

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

The cost of smoking

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'I saw your smoke signal.'

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."