Smoke Signal Decoders Prints

No smoking!

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Factory Pollution.

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Canadian wildfires

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Warning.

ECO gallery

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

The cost of smoking

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."