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'Him say him need more beans.'

"Bugger! I was just about to crack his code, when he burnt his blanket."

'It was the new kid in our signal corps who caused this problem.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

ECO gallery

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Pipe Dream

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

The cost of smoking

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"