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Smoke Signals

"Wait a minute Dad, there's a message from Mom: Don't forget to buy the mushrooms!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

Warning.

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Pipe Dream

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'That woke me up, too!'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

"There's no need to shout!"

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

No You Hang Up