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Smoke Signals

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

"Wait a minute Dad, there's a message from Mom: Don't forget to buy the mushrooms!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Warning.

Pipe Dream

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'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'That woke me up, too!'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

Jake's Joke Shop. Use Next Door. Use Next Door.

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'