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The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

Vaping cigarette

Mashed potatoes...

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Nature is not perfect

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"It's for you."