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Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Sunbathers.

Police Cow!

The unknown war poet.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

The next damn Batman.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Punctuation Weather

Euphemistic.

People of Courage

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

"How was your day, dear?"

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

A little bird told me.

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

WPC

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Target practice

"How dare they call us 'common?!' Starlings are common. . . we're the 'spirit of the north woods' for cryin' out loud."

Bug bomb squad.

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."