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'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"He did it!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

People of Courage

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

"So what's your success rate?"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"This way, O' Brien."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Target practice

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Bug bomb squad.

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

Bird landing on detonator.