Bomb Squad Team Prints

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"So what's your success rate?"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

People of Courage

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"This way, O' Brien."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Target practice

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Bug bomb squad.

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

Bird landing on detonator.

'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'