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Bug bomb squad.

"He did it!"

"How was your day, dear?"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Brain Bomb Detector

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

People of Courage

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

Red Wire of Black Wire?

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I always put things off until the last minute."

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Mines at Sea

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Target practice

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'Cut the blue wire!'

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'