Smoke Detector Pillows

Smoking and no smoking.

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Canadian wildfires

Warning.

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

The cost of smoking

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

"Gee, I'd be lost without your constant peer pressure."

He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.