Draft Detector Gifts

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Backseat driver...'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

'Delete - delete - delete.'

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

The Ocean's Plug

Here, there, everywhere

Smelly fish.

'Attention down below. I present to you a gorgeous photo-op.'

Dept. of funny smells

'Superman has Kryptonite ... he has toenail clippers.'

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

"I remember the good old days when you could get a useless degree for a lot less money."

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'

You're free range, so don't forget your GPS.

Wine Competition. This vintage was awarded first prize for it superior bouquet. It won by a nose!

'It's a failure as a Sauvignon Blanc, but look on the bright side - we don't have to buy drain opener for 5 years.'

Smoking and no smoking.