Metal Detector Fan Gifts

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

cayetana de alba

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

I'm your biggest fan.

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Pesos!

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

Fox Operated Fan

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

Steel fabricator

"That was really deep, but it's also the lyrics to a Zeppelin tune."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'Wow! An old penny!'

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"