Metal Detecting Enthusiast Gifts

"He searches for silver at the weekends to bring down western capitalism."

Pesos!

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

'This metal detector works good. Look, it's finding my fillings!' 'Are you sure it's not a solid rock detector?'

"He was going to propose, but he lost the ring."

"Kkerching."

Brain Bomb Detector

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"...it's another metal detector."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

'Wow! An old penny!'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."