Metal Detector Enthusiast Gifts

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Hey, I think I found something! Heavy Metal Detector. (Published originally on September 1, 2010.)

"We couldn't see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector."

Buddist using metal detector on statue of Budda

'Could you help us sir? We've dropped our keys somewhere and can't seem to find them!'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"...it's another metal detector."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"We need to discuss your expense account."

Brain Bomb Detector

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Wow! An old penny!'

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"