Metal Detector Buff Gifts

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Just look'in'

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Brain Bomb Detector

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"