Metal Detector Buff Pillows

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

The Anti-Agent

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

The discovery of asparagus.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Philip Marlow family

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

The Da Vinci Cod

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Brain Bomb Detector

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

'Just look'in'

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"