Metal Detector Lover Pillows

"Try here!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'Wow! An old penny!'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

Metal Defective.

Detectorist meteorite.