Metal Detector Lover Pillows

"Try here!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"...it's another metal detector."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

'Wow! An old penny!'

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

Detectorist meteorite.

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."

Metal Defective.