Metal Detector Fans Pillows

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Brain Bomb Detector

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

cayetana de alba

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

I'm your biggest fan.

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Pesos!

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Fox Operated Fan

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Steel fabricator

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

'Wow! An old penny!'

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"