Metal Detection Fan Pillows

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

cayetana de alba

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

I'm your biggest fan.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Pesos!

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Headbanging Woodpecker.

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Fox Operated Fan

Steel fabricator

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"That was really deep, but it's also the lyrics to a Zeppelin tune."

'Wow! An old penny!'

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!