Metal Detection Fan Mugs

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Brain Bomb Detector

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

cayetana de alba

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

I'm your biggest fan.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Pesos!

Headbanging Woodpecker.

Fox Operated Fan

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Steel fabricator

'Wow! An old penny!'

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."