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'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Pirate trying on parrots.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"That was really deep, but it's also the lyrics to a Zeppelin tune."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Steel fabricator

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Doughnut Bakery

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!