Metal Detectorist Pillows

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'

Edward was getting a lot of hits, but he could never identify them."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Pesos!

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

"No, let's go with the hook."

Steel fabricator

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

'Wow! An old penny!'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"It's ok - Trump's talking about aluminum"